What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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eat a hot dog

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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