You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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8===D

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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