What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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Choir.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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