Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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