Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Peas

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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