What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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My love life

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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angelosnyder is not gay

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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