Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

No soap radio

A baby seal walks into a club.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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