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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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