- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

This is sparta No this is patrick

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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