Puns are terrible. I love them.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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