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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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