What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Your mom.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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