- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

CFL

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Nickleback.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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