- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

what's the difference between a duck?

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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