- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Women's rights

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

I literally died laughing

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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