Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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miha kako si?

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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