- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

So one time there was this woman learning...

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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