- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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