- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What? Why?

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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