Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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