Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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