Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Obama

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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