- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

identical jokes get different votes.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

My wife made me a sandwich

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Im cute hehehee

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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