- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Waffles ate my grandma

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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