- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Continents are large islands.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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