- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

pull my finger (farts)

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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