A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Why? Because.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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civil rights

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Llamaworm

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Vote this up

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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