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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

what goes woof ? A dog.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Women's rights.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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