- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

when debbie meets downer

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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