- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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