Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Anti Joke

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