- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Thats what she said

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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