- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Boys have swag, real men have class

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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