You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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