- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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