What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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