- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

2 + 2 = 4

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Bitch

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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