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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Penis.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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