- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

my wife out of the kitchen

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

just in time?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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