- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

How do you make a little girl cry?

why did the boy die? because he got shot

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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