- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

Your mom is so nice.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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