- Anti Joke

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!