- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

human centipede

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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