- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

womens rights

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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