A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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what are three short words? i a am

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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