Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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womens rights.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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