- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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