Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Im gay What about you

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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knock knock come in !

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Jews

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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