- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

CAVE JOHNSON.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Cheese

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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