How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Your Mom The End.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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