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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Turkeys are obese

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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