fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Your life

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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