- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

How old are you? 7

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

okay so theres this guy.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

hi joshua

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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