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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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