- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

My Butthole.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

YO FACE

i have two hands.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

#Getweird

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Penis

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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