What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

This is a joke.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Chuck Norris Dies.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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