Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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