- Anti Joke

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Justin Bieber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

get in the car.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.