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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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