- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Black people

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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