Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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Women's rights

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Rush Limbaugh

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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