- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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