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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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