What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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