Well, there's one way...

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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whats my name? Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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