what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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