- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

A seal walks into a club.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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