- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

You bumder!

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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