- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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