None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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get in the car.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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