- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

speak now or forever hold your pee

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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