Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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women's rights

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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willam dafoe

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

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