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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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