What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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i had sex.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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