- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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