knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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how do you win a game try your best

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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