- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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