- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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