- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

I had friends on the Death Star.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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