Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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BIG PENIS

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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