- Anti Joke

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Caroline Kelly.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.