An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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Small Penis.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Screw it you write the joke.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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