- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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