- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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