- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Once, I went to Peru.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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