why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

women's rights

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Your mother just died.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Why? Why Not?

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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