- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

I am quite mature.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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