why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

hey guys im gay

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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