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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Loperson

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Fine, ladies first.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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