- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

One time at band camp.............that's it........

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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