"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Antijokes...

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Dwight Howard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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