How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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lol

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