What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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A sober Irish individual.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Turkeys are obese

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Anti Joke

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