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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Asian women drivers...

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What's 1+1? 69.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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