Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

A seal walks into a club.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Reading the Terms and Conditions

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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