Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Penis.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

rent a cops

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Anti Joke

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