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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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