- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Fine, ladies first.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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