- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Boxing on Boxing Day

j.p. is dumb

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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