- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Penis

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

#Getweird

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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